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The stupied things....

Ok so where are you in the stupied factor of things this day in the world and you the person who has to stand by and watch as everyone drinks around you and makes a complete moron of themself or are you one of the morons in the world. but the the real questionis are you the moron in the car after making a completemoronof yourself? because that is the person i want to hang up by your toes and hit with a bat to see what is inside, because you might as well be a pinyata then in the driver seat of a car you you think that even after one drink you can drive the bloody thing, and you know what tonight is the one night that that is going to happen, we are goingto have a lot of really really really stupied people on the road, because they thought it was going to be funto have a few drinks at a party then drink about a allon of water and say hey i can drive home no problem. guess what you moron you can't that is why my favoret coffee shop is giving away free drinks to the D.D, tonight for 6pm to 11pmthe D.D. well beable to get a free cup of coffee to show that they care and really don't want to have stupied people on the road or at least cut down on the amount really really stupied people thatare on the road and you know I my have kids and don't drink much anymore so i try and not to even be on the road.

Let the drinking begin..

Ok so it's almost time for people to start to get stupied,but in some cases I know people have already started, it's said to say that some people started at noon, but i think five o'clock like the song says is the best time to start, and for this weekend we can drink on and on for the next 30hours as long as we don't fall a sleep, but this is the one thing that do do need with all the drinking we can do over the next day and ahalf. tonight we get to enjoy the end of the year, by drinking ourselvies stupied and then byond and tomorrow we can keep on going because there is a lot of college football games on and we need are beer and chips just to keep going on the great week of drinking, the after all the games are over we can keep going late into the night to either celebrate our winning what ever bowl game we were in or to well in our sorrow because we lost either way the the new year right around the corron and on the weekend we can drink ourself in to stupiedity and then keep going until we find ourself waking up naked in the middle of the road and butt naked and snow pilled high on your butt wounder where the snow came from, because you live in southeren cal. you know i have never really been a a party like that and i have been to a few intresting parties where people get massivly drink and are hanging on to a speaking talking into it well the radio plays the doors, but none where people have end up naked which is a bummer because i use to work in the theater and you would thing that some of the after parties you would end up with some naked people, but with this being the weekend for new years and the eve is friday you know you can drink your ass off, but remember don't be one of the really really really stupied people and get in the driver seat of a car. call a cab or get yourself a D.D. there are many programs that will help out tonight hell there is even one called

Tipsy Tow 1-800-222-4357 not only will they take up home, but they will tow your car home to so you don't have to wake up the next morning and wounder where you left the bloody thing, but of course I have worken up a few time and woundered where i was. hell one time i feel asleep in a freinds van and he drove the thing out a parked it on a hill side and crashed in the back woke up the next morning got out of the van and head for the house where the party was last night and guess what the house was not there but the city was. what an intresting to wake up, so tonight as you drink yourself stupied and beyond because you can remember there is nothing worth getting in to a car for that you need,, but then again remember yo also want to drink yourself stupied the next day because you can and there is a tank load of football on and beer and football go together like nothing else you can think of...so let's go drink and becarefull out there.. and remember to post or e-mail me the naked women you come across during your adventers in drinking.

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theory

what the hell...

Ok so the theory of the life time is that so the world get's older things have a tentances to shift on your, so the spring become, winter, summer becomes spring, fall becomes summer and winter becomes fall, yeah like many other things it's a crack pot thinking but lookat the way the world has been going the fall have been a lot warmer and your spring has been a hell of a lot colder so thing are off just a bit thus the seasons are jumping just a touch to the right, which makes us all wounder what is really happening in the world. are we the people of the plant making these thing happen the changes in the seasons or is it a nature ocurance in which happen slowly over the years and thus cause what ever life on it to either adapt and live on or just die out and the world keeps moving forward regardless of what happens. Then again you wounder if the plant makes thing or moves forward just to have them for a little while like the dinos and now humans, because remember for ever long we are on the plant it will be here long after we are gone and one of the few things we will have left it which it asked for is plastic, one of the reason why we are here is because the plant wanted plastic and all the other creatures before us failed to make before us. most likly one of the reason it has kept us around so long is because we made it plastic and it just needs a few more hundered things made of plastic before it decussed to get read of us, but then again it has been give us a warn us for the past few thousands years remember pompa, or the great san fancisco quakes and a few other naturla disaster that have come out over the past million year or so that humans have been on the plant, but then again like everything else it all just takes a little bit of time and thus the shifting of the seasons which no one is really seeing it because like so many other things it is happening slowly over time, so we don't see it coming,it like putting a frog in a pan of water putting it on the stove and turn it on and slowly cooking the thing to death well at the sametime making a great frog soup. so think that is what the plant might be doing to us, slowly cooking us and the frezze us to keep us freash for the next thing is has in mind to see what became before it, that is presay we don't out smart the plant or blow it up in the second place, so let's just enjoy the time we have on the plant and explore it for as long as it desiceds to keep us here...

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So fluffy

The stuff animal attack..
Ok so you got to a carnival and you play all of the mid-way games and you walk home with a tank load of stuff animals or you get nothing and lose a shit load of money in my case I lose all that money so I don't play the mid-way any more Then again I never really play it because I just never saw the pointof the mid-way I founded all the games rigged one way or another, today they are still rigged just in a way where you can win if you know how to do it just right and the best way to find out that is to be the person working the game that way you know how the rigging works and be he best way around it, Now any one who says they don't rigg the game on a mid-way is laying there ass off to you. it's just the way the games are rigged that there is a way to win it so they can say yeah you can do it you just got to do it right to win and you know if youwatch any show on a carival they tell you what they do to rigg the games from the ring toss to the bsll throw to the water bollon gun race. the rigging on these games is really easy and it makes the game all that much more complicated and the mid-way makes more money then the things are giving away for a prize. there is no other side to this really, you are cheating thr public by make the game winnable but at the sametime the game is not winnable because it's rigged to be won only one way. So go to the net and find out how to win at the game before you go to any midway to find out how to play and win at the games and practice at home..

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On and on we go..

It's still coming...
No matter what we try and do the end of the year is coming it's getting loser and closer and there is nothing we can do about it and with the end of the year comes all the fun with it. Cops are out like almost never before pulling people over for any reason they can find just to see if they have been drinking which is a good thing. I hate it when someone thinks they might even be able to drink and drive even only having one drink. This is why they came up with the idea of the D.D. which when you use to go to most bar could drink for free as long as the bar knew that he was the D.D and they usally marked there hand in some why so all the tenders knew how they were so they would not sell him anything hard. Now I don't think many bars do that now which is a real shame, hell if I ever got my three bussness up and running at I would let the D.D. drink for free, but then again when they went to the third place they would have to pay for the coffee. One of these days I might even look into trying to ge those bussness up of the drewing board, I do wounder how much capital it would take to make it happen I know it would be a pretty penny or three, but hell I think it would be a good idea and could make a bit of money expectaly around a college or universty kids always want off and a place to study.

Ok now back to the cops pulling people over and what a good pain in the butt it is. They are just trying to keep us safe and around the holidays people drinking and driving is a lot higher then you would think and new years which is coming is one of those big days expectaly with new years eve being on a friday and new years day on a saturday, it comes down to how much can you drink in two days and be safe, because not only to you have the big part on new years eve and not have to really worry about going to work the next day but you got new years day which is on saturday and a butt load of football games where you can drink and throw things at your T.V. all day when the prade is over, and still not worry about having to go to work the next day so its' two day in which you can spend completely intoxicaed and not worry about work and try and recover on sunday before having to try and start work on monday, boy I wish i could drink a butt load, but I'm a father so drinking is out, got to take care of the kids the next day and a hang over and kids do not mix no matter how you look at it. so for the next few days give the cops a break if they pull you over they are just trying to do there job and keep everyone alive for another year and if you think you can even have one drink and drive just remember a 17 year old girl drove her dads brand new 2million and yes I said 2million dollar car in to a light post and destoried it. I do mean there was almost nothing left off the car and the car had just over 12miles on it before she totlled it. boy I would hate to see the insurance calm on that one, by the way everyone walked away from the crash in good shape no one was kill until the dad got hold of the daughter.

The party is the thing you wake up from and try and remember what you did last night and they you looked it up on youtube and you feel really bad because now the whole world can see you dancing on the dinning room table with out a shirt and a happy face of wipe cream on your cheast in which you are asking someone else to come a like off yeas we all now have phones that take video and have a internet connection, but isn't that what makes it so fun to drink you can just lose yourself in it and be really embarised the next day when you wake up in a bed with a pair of feet next to you. Yes the fun of drinking So go have fun, but remember the cops our out there to keep you safe and if you do drink find a nice soft spot to crash where you are, and wake up with the feet. it much better then waking up in a cold room with a couple of really big hairy guy's looking a you very thankful for last night...

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Run for it

Into the open..

So in this past election there was a woman that was running and at one point she was accused of being a witch and she said I am not a witch I am you, but you know what the hell does it really matter if she was a witch or not. a person running for is based on how well they can do there job not what kind of relegion they are, because hell if we did that all of conguress should be thrown out, Hell a witch in congruss could just be what the hell we need right now, a few good spells to scare the shit out of people and we might beable to get a few things done, now I know having PAGANS out in the open really is something new to people I mean they have been hiding for more then Five hundered years give or take anattamt to come out into the open every now and then and then being burned at the stake or drowned, so you can see why they have been hiding or very low key for a while, hell they still get shit today when they come out into the open because of the opionion of what people has already formed about then when they hear the word Witch/wizard or PAGAN. they want to run and hind in fear or attack and get them away from them as far as poaable, Hell I know a few people that have even been fired for coming out into the open, which sucks in a at will state because you can be fired for any reason and all they really have to say it that your services are no longer needed, and that is it. The real reason is just hided behind it all so you can see why a PAGAN would not really want to come out into the open with such high predjust flotting around in the world today so getting an open witch into conguress would be a great thing for the PAGAN'S they just need a chance to set the record straight, with the change in the century they just need to be free to show who they are and how they can help the people of the world given the chance, thus they need to get someone in a high place very visable to show the people of the country and the world that PAGAN's are not to be something to be afaired of... so go find and make a new friend..

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Morning after

What are we thing....

Ok so we all have the day off and now it's back to work trying to find out what the hell i'm trying to do here, as we all know it's come down to writing something out once a night, but coming up with something that get's you to think and we all know that hasn't really worked either, the main things that I have been thinking about getting into which I should get into I just have not been really feeling about doing it and want to kind of writing it out carefully because in some sence I want it to be done in the right frame of mind because most of the time I write this in my left frame of mind which is where I usally think, because I had the great fun of descussing the fact that some store can be open on Christmas day because not everyone in the country celebraties christmas and as much as they would enjoy the day off they are sometimes more then happy to work on the day as well. It is strange to see it that way, but it is the truth, and sometimes you jsut need something for dinner or part for a gift that you forgot to pick up, and you know what the most commonely forgot/lost thing is batteries, we all forget battieries for those gifts that need them. it's just one of the many little things we forget to buy any more these day and believe or not with the way customer service works they have stopped asking about the ad on's so they no longer ask if you need it, which is both ofcuse the good and the bad, becuase you for get the batt's and have to go back to the store either that day or wait another day and if you have kids and no batt's guess what they want them batt's ASAP so they can play with there new toys, so having and understanding why some stores are open on christmas day is not really a bad idea and remember not everyone in the country celebraties christmas and not everyone has someone to celebrat with so working is all they to do and are more then will to work any given holloday which includes christmas and they are more then happy to do it, plus yeah I like the idea of having a few store open on christmas day, just for those last mintue things we all need, plus it tell me/us that the country is still running. So don't be to hard on those bussness that are running on CHristmas day or any other holloday because really there are some people out there that just don't enjoy/celebrate every holloday like you and I might, for one reason or another...

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Day of peace

GO and ENJOY....

You know this is the one day of the year I can sat I don't give a shit about a thing and go and enjoy the day regardless of what you believe.

Merry Christmas...

Go and Enjoy the day with friends and family

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