Not A D.W.I.
News that doesn't make the news that is in the news, So there is ad running in one of the upper state that shows a guy stumbling out of a bar and getting on a horse to take him home, Now after the first running of the ad the police department get's call asking if you are drunk is driving/riding a horse Illigea and the answers to the question is No you can get on a horse if you are butt ass drunk and ride it home and it is not Illigea so a few bars in the state are going to be putting in Hitching post so people can ride in latch there horse up and then go into the bar and drink themself stupied and they try and ride themself homes or in most cases the horse will find it's way home with a person dead ass drunk on there back, which is really the point here, the person isn't really driving the horse the horse is just trying to make it's way home slowly and carfully, now there is a few thousand problems with this and the main one I see is that people falling off and hurting themself in so many diffrent ways from broken bones a couple cuncusion, and people laying all over towns and on highways getting hit by cars and trucks and being killed by them, I can see hospitals getting all kinds of strange and wounderous indjures, do I think making ride a horse drunk Illeaga hell no I think have your horse take you home after a night of drinking is a great thing, because it's a butt load better then getting in a car and trying to drive, all you have to do is stay on the horse untill it's get's you home, so I say hey if you own a bar, put in a hitching post and let people ride in and out of town as they please and I think it would be funny as hell to see at two in the morning to see a fleet of horse going throw down town with drunk people on there backs, and I bet more then 90% of the people will make it home safe which is what you get when you put a drunk person behind the wheel of a car. Get a horse and let's go get drunk...
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