Flying man

Ouch...

Ok so you always watch those funnies home video shows and never thing that you should be on one of them well guess what i could have been today. I went to go and get the mail from the mail box by using a scooter. I went down the drive way and was going a little to fast so I was using the brake on the scooter to slow down when the drive way and street meet well there was a a diffrence in the drive and the road and I went head first over the bars I say my shirt my pant the and my shoes and then hit sold ground. The first everything everyone around me started to do was laugh as I rolled on the ground in pain. They ask if I was was alright and I said no what did they do laugh some more and then asked if I was all right I said No I was hurt they didn't seem to care tha tI was hurt they just got a good laugh out of it. When they tried to get me to stand up I refused I was hurt and I didn't want to move I landed on my hands, hip and knee I was hurt and just wanted to lay there noting moving well everyone laughted around me. Now yeah I can see that it was funny and I would have laughed myself if I wasn't hurt and now yeah I'll laught about it but I'm still hurt and no one around me got the point that I was hurt. They didn't want or could not hear the word NO when I answered the question if I was alright NO. I had banged up my knee pretty back and had indents in my hands from the street. I banged up my hips where I'm sure I'll have a bruse in the morning. It just sucked I was laying tere in the street hurt and yeah I can see where it was funny but the second I said I was hurt I think they might have taken it all more seroius I could ahve been hurt a kot woest then I was. The right thing is that even when I said I was hurt no one heard me. It didn't regester tha tI was hurt and I didn't want to move or get up. I was asked 5 time and all 5 times I said no I was hurt, but they didn't care they just tought it was the fuuniest thing they had seen in months and kept laughting, now I can see that which after the fact is fine but when you are laying there in the street you would like people to take it a little more serious expechaly when you do say your hurt and you don't want to get up and yeah I do remember seeing my feet before I hit the ground. whish is funny to me and my knee which is killing me right now is a reminder that yeah it might have been funny but no one really cared that I was hurt and I had said I was hurt. They just wanted to laugh at me laying in the street because they didn't see how that could have hurt. I wasn't going that faast. well guess what I was going faster then you thought and when you fly a over a set of handle bars on to hard ground it's going to hurt and that is one of the things you never think about when you watch those shows is that hey that hurt is the person alright, no you just get a good laugh out of it you don't see the person laying there for the next 5 to 10 mintues in pain. Now I'm with everyone else yeah I'll laugh at the show where the person runs in to the wall and what not but I'll always be dang that had to hurt and when I see something like what happend to me yeah like everyone else in the place I will most likly laugh, but when they say they are hurt I'm going to try and stop laughing and help out wwe can all laugh about it later when they are on there feet and ready to joke about it and tell us what it looked like from there point of view, because trust me that is almost as funny as seeing it happen in person or remembering it happening it, because tere is nothing like seeing your own feet well you are flying throught the air and there is nothing wrong with the flight itself it's the landing that get's you and the morning after is what is really goin gto hurt, and trust me I will be feeling it.

so what do you get tonight a nice funny story just picture someone flying over the handle bars of a scooter and landing on the road, just not as hard as I did and you can laugh your ass off but just thinkn about if the person is hurt next time as you laughing and if they yes NO to your question hear them because they could really be hurt. try and stop laughing and don't recount the insident untill you all at a bar having a drink to help the pain go away that way you all can have a good laugh. remember listing to the person in the middle of the street because if they say they are hurt you just might want to listen to thim something might really be wrong. I know it's funny but you got to know if they are all right...

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